You may not have Carrie Brownstein, Kanye, or Eleven wishing you a Happy Valentine's Day in person, but these cards are the next best thing...
"You're the Fred to My Carrie" Card, from Drunk Girl Designs; $10 (lead image)
"You are the Kim to my Kanye", from The Card Architect; $7.50. Also available as "You are the Kanye to my Kim"
"You're Unforgettable" Barb Holland from Stranger Things Card from Ann Brudney; $6
"You're Sponge Worthy" Seinfeld Card, from Perks of Aurora; $3.75
"I Want to Be Yours" X-Files Card from Eyesore Design; $4.25
"I Long For Your Bottom" Harry Potter Card, from Paper Avenue Shop; $3.70
"To Be Frank, I Like You" Ron Swanson Card, from Drunk Girl Designs; $4
"My Precious" Gollum Card, from Meet Me in Shermer; $4.59
"You're My Dandelion" Crazy Eyes Card, from Orsum Art; $4.50
"Hey Girl" Ryan Gosling Card, from Near Modern Disaster; $1.00
"Hey Girl" Jabba the Hutt Card, from Meet Me in Shermer; $4.59
"I Love You More Than LaCroix" from Debbie Draws Funny; $4.50
"We Go Together Like Biden and Obama" from That Cool Sign; $4.25